女人的战斗

Chapter 24: Dad, are you Doraemon?



   Wide-eyed and small-eyed.

  Although Bao\'er\'s eyes are big, black and bright, they are full of surprise and admiration.

  But compared with the giant witch slave, she is small-eyed.

  The two "persons" stared at each other in a daze for a long time before Baoer asked hesitantly, "Dad, is it our housekeeper?"

"yes."

  Zuo Yi smiled and said: "It can help us wash clothes, heat meals, and clean up. If there are mosquitoes, flies and ants in the house, it can help us drive them all out."

   Bao\'er\'s eyes widened: "Then it will be very hard?"

  It must be very tiring after doing so much work, right?

  She couldn\'t help thinking of Aunt Qing. Every time Aunt Qing finished cleaning the house, she would cry out that she was exhausted. It was so hard work.

"Will not."

  Zuo Yi shook his head and said: "It is very hardworking, these are the jobs it likes."

  Bao\'er couldn\'t believe it: "Really?"

  Zuo Yi affirmed: "Really."

  Of course he didn\'t lie, because for a giant spirit witch slave, hard work is the whole life.

  Bo\'er asked: "Then what\'s its name?"

"name?"

  This question made Zuo Yi scratch his head: "It has no name."

  As a low-level creation of laws, giant spirit witch slaves usually only have numbers but no names. Whether they are wizards or knights, they can be used directly with spiritual ideas, and there is no need for it to have a name at all.

  Boa wondered: "Why?"

  It is difficult for Zuo Yi to explain: "Uh, then you can give it a name."

"Ok…"

  Bao\'er thought for a while and said, "Call it Agu."

   "A drum?"

  Zuo Yi asked: "Which drum?"

   "Agu, there is a ten on the top and a mouth on the bottom."

  Bao\'er looked at Zuo Yi with the eyes of "Dad, you are stupid", raised her little finger and gestured to teach him to write the word "Gu": "This is Gu!"

  Zuo Yi bowed his head to the boss again: "Father knows, let\'s call it Agu."

  But Zuo Yi found a problem: "Baby, have you learned to read and write?"

"Ok!"

   Baoer nodded with certainty: "Aunt Qing taught me, I can recognize it now, one hundred, two hundred..."

  She counted on her fingers: "Four hundred, five hundred, I know more than five hundred characters!"

   A slap is just right.

"incredible!"

  Zuo Yi sighed in admiration: "Now that you know so many characters, you are much better than Dad when he was a child."

  When he was four years old, he really didn\'t know so many words.

  Bo\'er raised her face proudly.

  Zuo Yi couldn\'t help touching her little face and said, "Why did you name it Agu?"

  Bao\'er explained seriously: ""Because Agu is very similar to the ancient **** in the book "The Adventures of Chenchen". "

I see…

  Actually, Zuo Yi has never read the book "The Adventures of Morning Morning". He raised his head and said to the giant spirit witch slave: "From now on, your name will be Agu."

  Zuo Yi pointed at Bao\'er: "She is your little master, you have to obey her orders just like me!"

  The giant witch slave accepted his new name and new little master without complaint.

  It bowed to Bao\'er and said: "Dear little master, Agu will always be your most loyal servant!"

   Facing the respect of the giant witch slave, Bao\'er was a little at a loss. She grabbed Zuo Yi\'s clothes and asked in a low voice, "Dad, do I want to shake hands with it?"

  According to the "common sense" she learned from TV and books, it seems that at this time, a handshake should be used to express friendliness and friendliness.

  Although the person shaking hands is a bit strange.

  Zuo Yi smiled and said, "Yes."

  Bao\'er bravely stretched out her little hand to the giant witch slave: "Hello, Agu."

  With the intelligence of the giant spirit witch slave, it is difficult to correctly understand the meaning of Bao\'er\'s action, even if Zuo Yi implanted it with the spiritual seeds that contain the common sense of Blue Star\'s life.

  But at this moment, Zuo Yi, the humanoid cheating device, was right next to him, so the giant spirit witch slave immediately lowered his height, bowed and stretched out his bulging hands.

   shook Bao\'er\'s little hand: "Hello, beautiful and lovely little master!"

   It must be pointed out that the words "beautiful and lovely" come from Zuo Yi\'s spiritual instructions, because the stupid giant spirit witch slave can only talk about respected master and respected little master.

  The giant spirit witch belongs to the semi-spiritual body, between the real body and the spiritual body, so Bao\'er felt that her little hand was wrapped in a ball of warm, elastic cotton, and then passively swayed up and down.

   She couldn\'t help "giggling"—it was so funny.

  Zuo Yi touched her head and said, "Now that you know Agu, then Dad will introduce you to a friend. Do you like it?"

"OK!"

   Bao\'er readily agreed, looking forward to it.

  Zuo Yi said: "This friend is the monster you discovered just now. It looks ugly, but don\'t be afraid, because it protects us and looks after our house. It will never hurt us."

  Bo\'er hesitated for a moment, but still nodded—she believed in her father.

  Preparing Bao\'er, Zuo Yi turned around and whistled outside the door. A few seconds later, he heard the flapping of the wings of "Pu Leng Leng".

"what!"

   Bao\'er exhaled softly, and immediately hid behind Zuo Yi.

  Different from the honest and mellow giant spirit witch slave, the gargoyle is undoubtedly the kind of monster that is often seen in nightmares. If Zuo Yi hadn\'t specially reminded her just now, she would definitely be terrified.

  The most important thing is that Zuo Yi gave her the greatest sense of security, so even though she was a little scared, the little girl poked out half of her head cautiously and looked at the gargoyle furtively.

  Zuo Yi didn\'t let the gargoyle approach. In fact, he had already passed the highest-level command to the gargoyle, including Bao\'er in the guardian sequence, so that Bao\'er could command this law creation at will.

  The combat power and wisdom of the gargoyle outstripped the giant spirit witch slave by more than three streets.

"baby…"

   Zuo Yi suggested: "You gave Agu a name, so give it one too."

  Bao\'er retracted her head and whispered, "Call it a monster."

  A monster...

  Zuo Yi couldn\'t help laughing, and sent a command to the gargoyle with his mind: from now on, your name is monster!

   Hehehe.

  The gargoyle bowed its head to obey the order, and immediately spread its wings and flew into the air, returning to its lair in the crown of the tree while breathing.

  In this world of beauty, ugly as it is, it can only come out to make soy sauce, so as not to frighten the flowers and plants.

  After the gargoyle left, Zuo Yi obviously felt that Bao\'er was relieved.

  He said: "It\'s okay, the monster has gone back."

"Ok."

   Bao\'er was no longer afraid, and asked: "Dad, you said that the monster is a housekeeper for us, so is it the same as a dog, and a dog is also a housekeeper."

"yes."

  Zuo Yi said: "A monster is smarter than a dog, it can catch all the thieves, very powerful!"

  Bao\'er thought for a while and said, "I still like dogs."

   (At the moment the gargoyle has fainted in the crown of the tree)

   "Do you like dogs?"

   Zuo Yi had an idea, and quickly said: "Then dad will give you a dog, okay?"

"what?"

  Boa was pleasantly surprised: "Really?"

"of course it\'s true!"

  Zuo Yi smiled and said, "I will give it to you now!"

   As a friend or a small partner, whether it is Aguai or Agu, it is obviously not suitable for Baoer.

  The reason couldn’t be more obvious, Aguai is too vicious, Agu is too stupid, and he is still a half-spiritual body, so it is inconvenient to accompany Bao’er, and accompany her to amuse and relieve boredom.

   It was Bo\'er who reminded Zuo Yi himself!

  The next moment, a gigantic egg appeared silently on Zuo Yi\'s palm.

  This gigantic egg is more than one foot long and half a foot high, forming a perfect oval shape. Its whole body is white and flawless like a piece of jade.

  But only a few seconds after it appeared in Zuo Yi\'s hand, countless slender red lines appeared on the surface, densely intertwined into pieces, forming countless complex runes!

  Boom! Boom! Boom!

  It was like the beating of war drums, low and forceful, one after another came from inside the egg.

  Although she has gotten used to Zuo Yi\'s endless magical methods, Bao\'er couldn\'t help asking, "Dad, are you Doraemon?"

   Time and time again, the little girl "changed" things out of nothing, and the little girl seriously suspected that her father was played by Tinker Bell!

  Doraemon Zuo Yi hehehe: "I\'ll tell you this question later."

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